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They’re alive!

They’re alive!

Big open glass case showing snacks doesn’t get you wanting food? How about this guy? #dfwairport

Big open glass case showing snacks doesn’t get you wanting food? How about this guy? #dfwairport

Recipe said it made 12. I believe they meant 12 sissy biscuits.

Recipe said it made 12. I believe they meant 12 sissy biscuits.

Target knows my weaknesses.

Target knows my weaknesses.

Dude at walgreens was like”nice nails” I said thanks, then he said, “no seriously, nice nails”. #theAvengers

Dude at walgreens was like”nice nails” I said thanks, then he said, “no seriously, nice nails”. #theAvengers

Yes! Gosh my stove is messy.

Yes! Gosh my stove is messy.

Now I just have to wait for ye else olde percolator to get warmed up.

Now I just have to wait for ye else olde percolator to get warmed up.

The art keeps cracking me up (Taken with Instagram)

The art keeps cracking me up (Taken with Instagram)

Would you like to be bothered by me on a regular basis via the US postal system? Send me a message with your address~ (Taken with Instagram)

Would you like to be bothered by me on a regular basis via the US postal system? Send me a message with your address~ (Taken with Instagram)

Order Chicago dog, ger Rottweiler (Taken with Instagram)

Order Chicago dog, ger Rottweiler (Taken with Instagram)